Knoxville Marathon 2013

Knoxville Marathon Start, April 2013

Knoxville Marathon Start, April 2013

It’s hard to know at the end of this week whether I should continue recounting last weekend or move the focus to the upcoming weekend. I’ll go with last weekend, but I must mention that this weekend is likely the biggest of the Dogwood Arts Festival, with the Arts and Crafts Festival on Market Square and throughout Krutch Park. The artisan works are phenomenal and the food tent, in which chefs prepare dishes with wine pairings, is one of my favorite single events of the year.

Mayor Rogero, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Mayor Rogero, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

American Flag on Clinch Avenue, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

American Flag on Clinch Avenue, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Arm Cyclists, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Arm Cyclists, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Still, I must give a nod to last weekend’s Knoxville Marathon which drew several thousand people. The race has grown to include a 5K, Half-Marathon, Marathon and Marathon Relay. Urban Son-in-Law backed off to the half-marathon this year and many Urban Friends ran various other races. I think one reason for the massive crowds last weekend was the marathon, as a number of people came in from out of town or simply stayed downtown to enjoy the other events going on.

Health and Fitness Expo, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Health and Fitness Expo, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Health and Fitness Expo, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Health and Fitness Expo, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Arm Cyclists2, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Arm Cyclists, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Arm Cyclists3, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Arm Cyclists, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

I love the fact that a fitness-based event has become so big in the city. It also works beautifully to have so many great activities downtown to greet any out-of-town visitors. There is no way someone visited the city last weekend, encountered the beautiful weather, pianos on the square, Chalk Walk, First Friday, Rhythm and Blooms and came away with anything other than a very positive impression of what is happening here. They also spent time and money in the Health and Fitness Expo on Saturday.

Knoxville Marathon Start, April 2013

Knoxville Marathon Start, April 2013

Knoxville Marathon Start, April 2013

Knoxville Marathon Start, April 2013

Knoxville Marathon Runner, April 2013

Knoxville Marathon Runner, April 2013

Knoxville Marathon Start, April 2013

Knoxville Marathon Start, April 2013

The starting line and staging area always attract me. Nerves jangle about at every turn, runners giddy with excitement warm up maybe a bit too much. Proud families wish their loved ones well. The mayor spoke at this year’s opening and the national anthem makes any sporting fan’s blood reach a quick boil of anticipation. Some are there to win, others to have fun and others simply to finish. Music pounds from a PA system as it will throughout the race as live bands play for the runners.

Entertainment on Market Square, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Entertainment on Market Square, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

John D. Cable and the Empty Bottle Band, Clinch and Locust, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

John D. Cable and the Empty Bottle Band, Clinch and Locust, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

I photographed eventual winner Wojciech Kopec (2:22:15) as he left the start line (red jersey above, number 2), but missed him at the twenty-five mile mark. I did catch Edward Tabut passing the UT Conference Center, heading into the final stretch. He was about three minutes behind first place. He also nearly left the course by not turning onto Locust, but a policeman yelled, pointed and Edward corrected his course.

Second Place Runner (No. 4), Mile Tweny-five, Knoxville Marathon 2013

Second Place Runner (No. 4), Edward Tabut, Mile Tweny-five, Knoxville Marathon 2013

Third Place Runner, Mile Twenty-four, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Third Place Runner, Bryan Morseman, Mile Twenty-four, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Fourth Place Runner, Mile Twenty-Three, Knoxville Marathon 2013

Fourth Place Runner, Stewart Ellington, Mile Twenty-Three, Knoxville Marathon 2013

Fifth Place Runner, Mile Twenty-four, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Fifth Place Runner, Abraham Kogo, Mile Twenty-four, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

About four minutes behind him was Bryan Moresman in third and I really felt for the next two guys as I photographed them leaving Market Square. They ran within steps of each other around the twenty-four mile mark and clearly, they would battle to the finish line. In the end, while Stewart Ellington (No. 6) lead by a few yards at that point, Abraham Kogo (No. 3) would pass him in the end to win fourth place. Two seconds separated them at the finish line. You can find complete results here.

Half-Marathon Medal, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Half-Marathon Medal, Knoxville Marathon, April 2013

Others would pass through downtown on into the afternoon. In fact, Urban Son-in-Law spotted a couple going through around 4:00, well after the official times have stopped. It reminds me of Cake’s awesome song, “The Distance.” All that matters at that point is finishing. And whether anyone else knows or acknowledges the fact, you know. It has to feel good. I never made it to the complete marathon and I admire those who do.

Tour of New Union Shops, Plus More Tree and Vine

New Union Shops – Pre-Makeover, Union Avenue, Knoxville, February 2012

Yesterday’s blog post about the eminent Knoxville advent of The Tree and the Vine certainly stirred up quite a response. I’d e-mailed the owners to let them know I was posting about their business, so I hoped to hear from them and I did. What I didn’t anticipate was that I would hear from a person affiliated with the development of the building. Fortunately, everyone was pleased and an offer was extended for me to look around the building and see the plans.

Paul Karlsson, co-owner of The Tree and Vine along with his wife Terri, expanded on their plans and hopes for the new business, saying, “the name is primarily a reference to the Olive Tree and the Grape Vine (balsamics) since balsamic vinegar is made from grape must, which is made from cooked, white, Trebbiano grapes grown in the Modena and Reggio Emilia, Italy.” Got that? Me either, but I’m hoping to learn all about it personally when Terri and Paul arrive. I’m guessing a trip to their store will be fun and educational as well as delicious.

The store in Asheville, and soon the one in Knoxville will carefully reflect their personal talents and skills as Terri designs the colors and textures while Paul plans the layout and lighting. He actually builds the cabinetry himself and he is “currently in the process of building the cabinetry in our shop,” from “natural maple and cherry,” which he hopes will set a pleasing atmosphere.

In addition to their Olive Oil, they are very proud of their Balsamic Vinegar. He insists, “after traveling all over Italy and tasting samples at International Fancy Food Shows, we still carry the best tasting aged Traditional Balsamic Vinegar we have ever tasted, regardless of price.” Hungry?

Later in the day I met the person who had offered the tour. He requested not to be named or photographed. When we met on the sidewalk he was wearing a fake nose, glasses and mustache . . . not really, but it’s a fun image, no? Actually, he was a very nice person who certainly had no reason other than kindness to offer me the tour.

Architectural Rendering of New Union Shops after make-over

He started by showing me the plans for the building and, thankfully, explaining what they meant. In a nutshell the exterior plans call for the entire front of the building to be glass. The bricks wrapping around the southwest corner of the building will be left and all the other frontage will be removed, probably within the next couple of weeks.

Fencing outside Sapphire – something similar for New Union Shops?

Over the large plates of glass will be a new awning, giving shelter to sidewalk traffic. He is also considering the addition of fencing similar to that in front of Sapphire, which, as you can see in the photograph, is very attractive. His thinking is to have it at the very edge of the sidewalk, leaving room between the tree wells to have outdoor seating while still allowing for a flow on the sidewalk.

Inside is pretty much a shell with dirt and gravel floors. While we were there workers were excavating the plumbing lines which had been installed with different plans in mind by the previous owner. They will likely be modified to fit the new plans for the space.

Interior View from the West (portion which will be The Tree and Vine)

And what are those new plans? I’m glad you asked. There is space for five storefronts in the building. One is already taken by Lellyett and Rogers, Printing and Reprographics which, I believe, mostly does printing and reproduction for construction related companies. They will stay in their current address, though their front will be partially altered.

The remaining spaces working from the western (Lellyett and Rogers) end will include The Tree and the Vine next door. Working back toward the Hotel Oliver, it is thought the next space might be a high-end men’s hair salon or barbershop. A couple have expressed interest, but nothing has been set.

Interior View of New Union Shops from the rear looking southeast

The next space is available, though they are picturing, perhaps, a food-related vendor, though not necessarily a restaurant. He mentioned that in the same since that The Tree and Vine is food-related with food products and kitchen supplies, there might be something for the next spot which would compliment that.

The final space on the end of the building across the alleyway from the Hotel Oliver is likely to be a restaurant. Whereas the others spaces have from just over 1000 to just over 1400 square feet, this space has over 1800 square feet will have plumbing to support a kitchen in the rear, with an exit into the alley. A large window will also be placed on the alley side at the end to provide additional light for the space.

Interior View of New Union Shops from the rear looking southwest

It is expected that the spaces will be ready for occupancy in June and, hopefully, the entire store-front will be filled this summer providing a very helpful connector to the stores in the Daylight Building on the next block.

It’s amazing to think how much Union Avenue has changed in the last two years and  it doesn’t seem to be finished. The possibility of a tour of the condos under construction on the upper floors of the Arnstein Building was dangled at the end of our conversation. I’ll keep you posted.

In the meantime, thanks to Paul for e-mailing me about his new business and thanks to the unnamed person who gave me the tour. Watch for him. He’s the guy with the fake glasses, nose and mustache.

Stacey Campfield: Public Nuisance or Public Danger?



Stacey Campfield


It’s been a week since I tackled a political topic, so it seems like a a good time to wade into the events on the far end of Gay Street. Last week I talked about G-L-O-R-I-A and since then her retirement has been accepted pending negotiations and she has been placed on administrative leave with pay. As I said last Friday, the end seems to be a matter of details.

The year’s other major downtown story, as you all know, involves the state senator from the seventh district who was invited in strong terms to find another eating establishment after he entered the Bistro with friends at the lunch hour. Owner Martha Boggs declared that Stacey had moved from a nuisance to a danger and that his pending legislation will open the door for bullying of gay teens. She was also reacting to inaccurate statements he’d made regarding transmission of AIDS.

In the aftermath of all the uproar and after appearances on local media as well as CNN, Ms. Boggs indicated she might have handled the situation differently given some time to reflect. Stacey, for his part, responded to the incident via his blog comparing himself to Jesus Christ and civil rights demonstrators. George Korda of the News Sentinel completely missed the point Ms. Boggs made about bullying, thinking that she had his confused with another fine bill, which appears to have died, which would make it OK to make hurtful statements if ones religious beliefs led to the statement.


It was, of course, George Korda who was confused. Here’s the text of the current “Don’t Say Gay” bill proposed by Stacey Campfield:

Tennessee Senate Bill 49: “(1) The general assembly recognizes the sensitivity of particular subjects that are best explained and discussed in the home. Human sexuality is a complex subject with societal, scientific, psychological, and historical implications; those implications are best understood by children with sufficient maturity to grasp their complexity.
(2) Notwithstanding any other law to the contrary, any instruction or materials made available or provided at or to a public elementary or middle school shall be limited exclusively to natural human reproduction science. The provisions of this subdivision shall also apply to a group or organization that provides instruction in natural human reproduction science in public elementary or middle schools.”


So is Stacey a nuisance or a danger? If you reflect on previous incidents such as grandstanding when he tried to join the black caucus or when he wore the mask to a UT game on Halloween even though it had been made abundantly clear that was unacceptable and then refused to take it off when confronted by police which then prompted his ejection, you might think he’s a nuisance.

Other incidents suggest he may be more harmful and perhaps even dangerous. His history as a slumlord seems to suggest he is a danger to his tenants. His comments on AIDS are also dangerous to the sexually naive, such as the young people about whom he claims to be so concerned. If his legislation would result in unbridled cruelty to students, he is dangerous. But would it?

Whenever articles on any portion of this controversy appear on the Knoxville News Sentinel web site, the comments indicate that many people support his legislation. I do not. It is based on very bad assumptions and reflects a complete lack of understanding about the middle school environment it professes to remedy legislatively.

First, there is no problem to be addressed. The bill and Stacey Campfield seem to assume that teachers are running amok with a “homosexual agenda.” This is not true. I’ve worked in and around public schools for nearly thirty years and I’ve never known a teacher who relished the opportunity to discuss any sexually related topic with a student, let alone a homosexual topic, given the fact that any such discussion could lead to angry recriminations from parents and community complaints or worse. His fantasy that teachers are trying to indoctrinate students to “become” homosexual is simply sad.

So, if teachers don’t want to talk about it and the bill says they can’t, what is the problem? Many teachers will broach the subject because they know it is important. Under this law they would be unable to do so.

I’ll give you an example from the last few weeks: I heard a group of eighth grade students ridiculing a male classmate who was not present. They used the word “gay” repeatedly and talked about his effeminate characteristics and laughed uproariously. It would have been easy for me to ignore them. Instead, I did what any responsible adult would do. I sat down with them and we talked about how hurtful that kind of labeling could be. We talked about the reality that some people are gay and that includes some of their classmates, but that those people deserve respect as much as anyone else.

If this bill was law it would be illegal for me to have done anything but ignore them. Would that make their attitudes healthier? Would that leave their classmate vulnerable to their ridicule? Would it make another suicide by a tortured gay young person, like the one in Memphis just before Christmas more likely?

The law also mentions “materials.” Where does this leave the library in public schools? Can we have biographies of openly gay artists, writers and others if mention is made of the fact? Are we to purge any books on human development – a topic of intense obsession for twelve and thirteen-year-olds – if they mention that some people are gay? Is it acceptable for a fiction book to have gay characters? Is it acceptable for a book to have a gay protagonist?

Given the fact that the number one “slur” in middle school is to call someone “gay,” I feel this is too important a topic to defer to a legislator who has no understanding of what is happening in schools and apparently has little understanding of the history or the transmission of AIDS. This is beyond a nuisance, it is a danger. One has to wonder why this topic continues to be preeminent in the Senator’s mind.

So, should Ms. Boggs have evicted him? Is this a matter of property rights or freedom of speech? I believe the man has to be confronted. He has a right to say ignorant, hateful and even harmful things, but he has no right to be able to do so without repercussions. Sadly, until the residents of his district determine to confront him at the ballot box, we will likely only get more of the same.

Knoxville Christmas Parade 2011: Please Cut this Out!

Horses in the 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

In addition to floats, there are a number of random parts to parades in the south. We must have horses and I’m good with that. We must have high school bands and that’s great. Good news and bad news in this years crop: Many of them didn’t seem to be playing very much as they passed me. I could hold an instrument, guys: play those bad boys!


Marching Band, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

 

Marching Girls, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

 

Marching Band, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

On the good side, the ones who played, played Christmas songs! That’s nothing small in Big Orange Country. Those of you outside this area may not understand how big a deal it was that I attended a Christmas Parade in Knoxville and didn’t hear “Rocky Top” even once. I sincerely thank every band director who had a part in the musical selections for avoiding this abomination.

Dancing Presents, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

 

Neon Dancing Guy, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade



Chefs in a Truck, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

We also need a little bit of weird just to keep things interesting. I liked the dancing presents, though I think I would have died if I’d been told that would be my part in the parade. There was a dancing glow-in-the-dark guy who was hilarious and then there were two apparent chefs in a white cart. Maybe they were lost, I’m not sure.

Then there were the floats and participants who just need to be cut. Like the vehicles below: if you have a cool vehicle (even if you sponsor the parade) you don’t get to just ride around and advertise your business. Please do not come back!


WIVK Vehicle, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

 

Harley Davidson Truck and Trailer, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade



Advertisement, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

 

Plumbing Truck, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

 There were non-floats masquerading as floats like these:


More effort, please, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

 

Come on Scouts, Be Prepared Next Year!

 Like last year, there was Wraslin’. Please, people. This makes us look incredibly red neck. Wait, what?



Wrasslin’ for Baby Jesus, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

Finally, I could not stand the last two. For contrast with the first, I’ve included a weak float that at least knows whose birthday this is about. The next photo shows Coldwell Bankers forcing their agents to march with signs and a giant birthday cake – not celebrating that little baby for whom we have the holiday – no, they are celebrating their own birthday. Poor taste guys, really.


The Correct Birthday for the Occasion

 

Embarrassment, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

The absolute worst, in my opinion was a pure campaign float. Nothing to do with Christmas. It’s shameless. I do not know Mr. or Ms. Whitehead who is running for County Tax Assessor. Please vote for his or her opponent. Really. 

The Worst Entry in the 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

So, that was fun. Next year I’m sure there will be a whole new crop of atrocities to lampoon. In the meantime, I hope you are enjoying the season and all the great Christmas activities in the city. Happy Holidays, Y’all.

Knoxville Christmas Parade 2011: Top Ten Floats!

So, last year I probably focased a little too much on the worst of the parade and there was plenty of that this year, but I’ll get to it later. First, let’s look at the best of the floats. Some groups really go all out and actually consider what they are doing, how it will look and they spend the time and money to make it look good. Too many floats look like trailers with lights and bunting or like an advertisment with a Christmas theme.

First, a few honorable mentions. These floats were good enough, but didn’t quite make the top ten. Good effort, still.



Honorable Mention #1, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade




Honorable Mention #2, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

Now for the top ten best floats. Of course, there are caviets: I might have missed some of them. The biggest consideration, of course, is that this is just my personal opinion. But really, where else are you going to turn for an alternative top ten? I hope you enjoy. Say so if you disagree with my choices. I’m not Mr. Christmas, just a guy paying attention in the city.



#10 Best Float, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade



#10 Best Float, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade


I realize the Tennessee Valley Fair doesn’t have much to do with Christmas, but look at the effort they gave to the float. I can’t remember if it is the same thing as last year, but it’s pretty impressive. It must have taken quite a bit of work.


#9 Best Christmas Float, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

I think there were a couple of floats with live music this year and this was one of the best. The float was well done and the music was good. I know they are promoting something or another, but so was virtually everyone else. I could use more live music.


#8 Best Float, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

I know it’s Shoney’s and I know I trash-talked a little last year about the idea of a Shoney’s float in the parade, but they did a nice job, don’t you think? I can only work with what I have. Go Shoney’s Bear!



#7 Best Float, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

 You might expect WIVK, which sponsors the parade, would have a good float and you’d be right. I have no idea who their “celebrities” are, but they have Santa who is, naturally, accompanied by the WIVK Frog. My only real complaint here is that the float was in the middle of the parade. Who ever heard of such a thing. You save Santa for the last, people! After Santa what else is there in a Christmas parade?



#6 Best Float, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade



#5 Best Float, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade



#4 Best Float, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

How about the City and County working together on a float? Knox County Mayor Burchett seemed to be having a good time. Knoxville Mayor Brown and his wife seemed to be relishing the last days of his term. Still, it was the balloon snow flakes that did it for me. Nice job. There are worse ways we could spend our tax dollars like building a flea market - wait a minute – we did what?



#3 Best Float, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

I’ve got nothing against the scouts, cub, boy, girl or otherwise. Sure they could be more inclusive and I would be happier, but there are plenty of things that make me unhappy and that’s just one. My main beef against the scouts, and I think I mentioned this last year, is that they show up for a parade and think that’s good enough. No, it’s not. Nor was the little trailer with a campsite elsewhere in the parade. These guys on the other hand, got themselves a great theme – Charley Brown Christmas – and did an excellent job. Pay attention all you other scouts.


#2 Best Float, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade




#2 Best Float, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

 
 This almost got my vote for best float simply because it is very good, but also because it gets the special Urban Guy Award for Best Comeback. All the groups who put out a sorry float or a half-way effort (you know who you are), take note. Last year these guys had a Ten Commandments Theme. Bad, bad, bad. Nothing to do with Christmas. This year they come up with a great, inclusive theme and execute it in grand style. Great job, guys.



#1 Best Float, 2011 Knoxville Christmas Parade

This float put it all together: Great lights, focus on the central theme of the holiday without preaching, wow factor simple caption. This is what you other guys are shooting for. Great job to this group. A parade full of this would be impressive.

So, there you go, the best. You know I’ve got to be a little snarky about what needs to be axed. I’ll close with that in tomorrow’s post, along with a few other odds and ends.